Saying no
I said yes on a call last month while a voice in my head was very clearly saying don't. What I'd have needed in that moment wasn't courage.
I said yes on a call last month while a voice in my head was very clearly saying don't. What I'd have needed in that moment wasn't courage.
Three days on a retainer, removing things. The client asked what they'd got for it, reasonably and without any edge, and I did not have an answer ready.
Two things happened to image formats this fall, and the less exciting one is much more useful. I'd like a flowchart for choosing between them. I don't think one can exist.
I can still quote a review comment somebody left on my work in 2015, and I can also remember one I left last year that I'd like back, and neither of those is about whether the code was correct.
I added up last week's calendar and it came to 19 hours, and I'd estimate that 11 of those hours replaced conversations that used to take two minutes and happen next to somebody's desk.
A page I'd checked properly, that passed every automated tool I own, was unreadable on my own phone in a beer garden in June, and the number had nothing to say about why.
A full page load does a small piece of housekeeping nobody has ever had to think about. Swap content with JavaScript and you have quietly taken it on, almost certainly without noticing.
I spent a week being annoyed that the template language wouldn't let me do a thing, and then worked out that it wouldn't let anybody do that thing, on purpose, and that the restriction is most of why the platform works at all.
I added lazy loading to every image on a site in about 20 minutes, felt pleased with myself, and then measured it and found the pages were taking longer to show their main content than before I started.
Eight years of losing this argument, because it was my opinion against somebody's feature. Then Google published three numbers with thresholds on them. That changes the politics far more than the engineering.
Two weeks and three days of working from a table that is also where I eat, and the thing I keep circling back to is that this was always possible and we were always told it wasn't.
A change delivered all at once isn't braver than the same change delivered in slices, it just makes you unable to tell what you broke, and the web platform itself is the best argument for the slow way.